Wednesday, August 1, 2007

E3 Week – Triforce of Shows

Due to technical difficulties we were not able to post the show Monday and Tuesday so instead you get a triple shot today. DILDO and I battle a three-headed beast with the Microsoft Conference, Falling Short & Killzone, and the Nintendo Conference. In the end we discovered that we love bees and stealing PC games is not cool.

E3 Week – Microsoft Conference

I attempt to clarify why Microsoft’s boring E3 was better then a Halo fighting game CG trailer. DILDO hypes Mac gaming and showers Jade Raymond with love. And we both get a hardy laugh on behalf of Assassins Creed’s stage demo.

Length: 17:11

High Quality Temporary Link: 23.6MB

E3 Week – Falling Short and Killzone

I start off with a rant on Sony and its shortfalls that quickly escalates into DILDO claiming the Killzone video as perfect and my counter being it still appears like the same boring game. It goes into detail with how we view game graphics, games feeling alive, special effects, variety in games, and Muppets… yes Muppets.

Length: 21:33

High Quality Temporary Link: 29.6MB


Low Quality Permanent Link: 24.6MB

E3 Week – Nintendo Conference

Original title was Silence of the Fans, but DILDO found it a little too cruel. We got some good laughs at the big N’s showcase. The few times that we both agree and proceed to savage and poke fun vigorously. Imagine Don Rickles as the Hulk. And remember diversity is not a wooden civil war ship.

Length: 11:25

High Quality Temporary Link: 15.6MB

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